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meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

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jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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robertpattindone:

look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

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snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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thegirlwholovedcake:

fortune—teller:

jettnewt:

thewanderingtrainer:

samwasalmostthegirlonfire:

attercopman:

themetalgentleman:

mortson:

di0medes:

bambi-bird:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

I just put on my tophat because i just felt so fucking classy

this is a great post

This post is so dapper.

I feel so dapper.

I feel so relaxed

i don’t usually reblog shit like this but gah i feel amazing

The amount of times I’ve done this is slightly unnerving

how can you not reblog this

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