possiblypensive:

tumblr text posts

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javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

(via punkmonksteven)


dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

(via memetasticblogger)



dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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gauntauxiliatrix:

absylphe:

I’m Undressing You With My Eyes

And Then Also Redressing You In Something Less Tacky With My Eyes

Oh Burn

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

(via memetasticblogger)


Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?


nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via thehilariousblog)


buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(via memetasticblogger)


trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via txlover)



unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

(via toolazytolive)


snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via likeigiveabother)